TIGHT SHORTS : Cycling has a very sophisticated relationship with modernity - it's notLuddite; no one would ever eschew technological advances in design, infavour of a crap one with wooden wheels. But the very act of racing onbicycles when motorised transport exists suggests a critical distance fromprogress - an environmental concern, possibly, but more importantly acomprehension that physical struggle is an end in itself, and that to etchit out of endeavour diminishes man's Olympian spirit. Plus, I like theirtight shorts.And really, even their cheating has an old-world charm; one racer hadsomeone hide in the bushes and pass him a lead pipe on the way down a hill,to speed his descent. It's got everything - ingenuity, physics, humanfrailty, friendship and shrubbery. Having said that, most Tour cheatingisn't about gravity at all, it's about drugs.They are inveterate caners, the racers, and always have been. In 1924, HenriPelissier said to a journalist: "That's cocaine to go in our eyes,chloroform for our gums, and do you want to see the pills? We keep going ondynamite. In the evenings we dance around our rooms instead of sleeping."
TIGHT SHORTS : I find this pretty tickling - where all other athletes roll over in shame ordenial when they're accused of chemical enhancement, cyclists say: "Well,we're engaged in a feat of epic proportions. This is mankind against nature.Of course we're going to take drugs!"This element - that while this is a battle between men, the greatestadversary is the mountain - is echoed in the altruistic codes of the race.There is a huge amount of sacrifice built into the process.Someone rides in front, breaking the wind for the champion; someone elserides alongside, and holds his bike steady while he has a drink; you're notallowed to overtake while someone's having a wee; the packs they travel inepitomise the noblest kind of human cooperation, since they are all elitecyclists, these people, and yet they undergo unthinkable pain for thetriumph of just one rider.Even in individual races in velodromes, you see this happening - the racesstart incredibly sluggishly, since the person who takes the lead will loseall his energy breaking everyone else's wind, and always end up last. So thetrue starting point of every race is a surrender, which although madeunwillingly, is still kind of cute.
TIGHT SHORTS : But if the riders are the heroes, the bikes are the stars. You always seecar adverts stressing the fit of man and machine, but nobody really fitswith their car. The shape, the efficiency (better than a salmon's,apparently), the simplicity of a bike is really the endpoint of Cartesianperfection.This is why Beckett had such a thing about the eroticism of the bicycle (inMore Pricks Than Kicks, the hero rejects a lady suitor in favour of abike) - it's not because you'd want to have sex with a bike (silly), it'sbecause the perfect clunk-click of symbiosis that people associate withnooky is completely expressed in the relationship between man and bicycle.If the horse represents slavery and the car represents indolent consumption,the bike represents nothing but the honest profit of inventive genius.My boyfriend would like to point out that when Jesus rode into Jerusalem, heused an ass because a horse was too speechful of mankind's arrogance. Andyet, the ass is still enslaved; if bikes had been invented, he feels surethe Godhead would have ridden one of those.
TIGHT SHORTS : I'd counter that, since God is omnipotent, if he'd wanted Christ to have abike he would have fixed it for someone to invent it sooner. But these aretheological matters. Incidentally, the closest Beckett ever got toexplaining Waiting for Godot was when he referred to "a veteran racingcyclist, bald, a 'stayer', recurrent placeman in town-to-town and nationalchampionships, Christian name elusive, surname Godeau, pronounced, ofcourse, no differently from Godot."So, not only are they handy for getting about, these lovely machines canalso unlock a completely impenetrable work of literature.For all these reasons, and more that haven't occurred to me, the Tour deFrance is a beautiful phenomenon. Issues that befuddle other sports -sponsorship, cash, drugs, even competition - are irrelevant. You could watchit all day, every day. And you don't much care who wins, so long as someonedoes."B. Lafferty" wrote in messageNow the play makes sense! Estragon & Vladimir are sitting by the side of theroad, it's evening, the Tour has gone by and what is there left?;-))Dan G (le coureur croulant)
TIGHT SHORTS : I recently watched a video showing a young girl masturbating by rubbingthe crotch of her shorts on a pole she was climbing. I remember gettingoff on climbing equipment in years gone by, but what caught my interestwas the close up shot of her crotch which showed the thin fabric of herpants covering her very swollen pussy lips. The metal pole was slottedbetween the twin ridges of her puffy labia as she rubbed and ground itinto the groove, eventually reaching what appeared to be a verysatisfying orgasm and limply sliding slowly to the ground as it ebbedaway. It seems from what I've seen that some women are blessed withrelatively large labia. You can often see girls around here in tightjeans or ultra skimpy shorts displaying clearly defined cunny lipsbulging under the stretched tight fabric, with the center seam ridingright up into the groove, They are almost seeming to be trying to makethe lips pout and protrude as much as possible. Do girls who have theselarge lips deliberately try to emphasis the look? How do boys react? Doyou lucky ones like having large cunny lips or do most people try to hidethem? Do other people find them as erotic from the visual point of viewas I do? How do you boys feel about slipping your pricks into a girlwith large cunny lips? I could just immagine having a girl wrigglingaround under you with your cock stretching her big rubbery cunny lips and feeling her bulging pussy softly cushioning you as your pump hardinto her..... And I wonder, does having the seam of your jeans constantlyrubbing against your groove ever had you getting turned on (or evenreaching orgasm) when you are just walking around? I would think thatthose girls putting on a show like this would have problems with morethan a few boys copping a feel now and again as well as having problemswith wet patches appearing etc. I would like to get email from peopleabout this.... (and masturbating by climbing or rubbing against thingscome to think of it) What are your thoughts?
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