OCEAN PACIFIC SHORTS : A black leather studded belt completed my look.Oh, and a silver heavy link ankle bracelet which was visibly clasped around theoutside of the tights on my left ankle.Skip was wearing his usual summer in NY outfit: colorful crew seatshirt andOcean pacific shorts, socks and sneakers. Being from California, he did notespouse the NY chic black attire!So, we're laid back after a tough day sunning in Central Park, having a drinkor two and checking out the ambiance.But what I will always remember, and finally coming near to the point of 'kinkypeople/kinky' assupmtions, etc....A 'leather' girl approached the table. Complete with leather pants, vest, cap,and a white man's open necked shirt, black boots, key chain with long chainattached to belt loops.She was cute. Short, dark hair... But here's the thing:Here I was sitting with quietly Skip chatting and laughing, and not payingattention to anything around me, really. At this space in time, I was tanned, blond, pretty much height/weightproportionate (!), and this Leather Lass had been checking me out!!!
OCEAN PACIFIC SHORTS : She approached the table, getting eye contact with me--but then she turned fromme, and she spoke only to Skip.Very polite and respectful of his and mine presumed (whatever!) relationship),Leather Lass asks Skip for permission to dance with Me!!!!! In a lesbian bar, an undoutedly top TOP asks the 'man' at my table if *I*would dance with her!!Skip couldn't have looked further from a Dom if he'd tried!!! He looked like aPreppie getting off the afternoon yacht cruise on the Hudson. But, out of some polite mental throwback, or maybe some Top-to-Top respect, theLeather Girl thought to be better safe than sorry, and asked him!I was a little taken aback! I of course went and danced with her for a fewnumbers, but all I could think was: why didn't she ask ME???Did I look so submissive that she assumed that anyone I was with would be myMaster/Mistress? Was the ankle bracelet some kind of kinky sub sign I wasn'taware of??? I never did find out the answers... OCEAN PACIFIC SHORTS : I guess you missed my tips to Jeff on how to transform himself intoa babe-magnet.Take 3 months off, spend it on Maui, run, swim, pump iron, bike down Haleakala (but avoid Dave Tholen who lurks near the summit with a paint ball gun.), surf, sail, join an outrigger canoe racing club.Get rid of his K-mart threads, new wardrobe: Ocean Pacific shorts,sandels, sharks tooth pendant, dive watch, wrap around biker sun glasses.Breakfast, half a pineapple, guava, liliquoi juice. Lunch, avocado-tunasalad, more juice. Dinner, Mongolian barbeque, swordfish cooked over a driftwood fire, or lau-lau, two drinks of local-brew.Weight training, martial arts at the Hawaii Aiki-dojo on Kaimuki Avenue every other night. Walk/run 2-3 miles every day.If he has hair, grow it long; if balding, go for the Sean Connery look.Every week take up a new activity, ti-leaf sliding, hang gliding, snorkling in Hanauma Bay, endurance surfing, boogie board, mountainbiking.Learn a little Hawaiian to sprinkle into the conversation, "Ua mau ke ea, ika aina, o ka OS/2." or something like that. OCEAN PACIFIC SHORTS : At the end of the 3 months, trade the beige AMC Pacer JGLATT-mobile fora metallic green Acura NSX, vanity plate - JEFF/2.Deinstall all software except Merlin and native Merlin applications. ..and the transformation will be complete. What a difference!Cory Hamasaki Kiyo Design, Inc HHResearch Co. 11 Annapolis St. OS/2 Webstore & NewsletterREDWOOD Annapolis, Md, 21401 (410) 280-1942Boy, you sure like you're whining to your mom. "Momma, Chris is so mean tome..."Boy you spend too much time on your sound cards and Elvis music.Or perhaps you do not know the meaning of the word "Woman".Famous People on Operating Systems (Please feel free to contribute)Edgar Allen Poe, writing a poem when his PC crashed---"Microsoft, nevermore, nevermore."President Roosevelt, during the day Windows 95 is launched---"This day shall live in infamy."Thanks to those who contributed. From: ()Subject: Re: True intents and motives of OS/2 Advocates Newsgroups: , Date: 1996/12/05 In , (Jeff Glatt) writes:At least I got plenty of dates. By the way, I hope you do know the meaning of the word "woman", or you will have to satisfy yourself with your own verybeautiful legs. OCEAN PACIFIC SHORTS : Oh sure. It's like saying you're living in a dictatorship, everyone loves thedictator because that's why he's in power, and you do have a freedom of choice---leave the country and do your voting in another country.Famous People on Operating Systems (Please feel free to contribute)Edgar Allen Poe, writing a poem when his PC crashed---"Microsoft, nevermore, nevermore."President Roosevelt, during the day Windows 95 is launched---"This day shall live in infamy."Thanks to those who contributed. From: ()Subject: Re: True intents and motives of OS/2 Advocates Newsgroups: , Date: 1996/12/01 In , "William H. Pridgen" writes:Amazing.... An intelligent end user in an advocacy newsgroup... Using IBM Internet Connection Server for OS/2 My Warped Mind uses OS/2 for all multitaskingOS/2 Files and "stuff" Your choice: 32bit OS/2 or 16bit Win95.Why would we have to spend more money? OS2 comes out of the box with plenty of apps, and you can still run all of your old legacy apps with outcausing problems that occur in windoze95 when you run differant versionsthan win32s. You dont have to run out and spend $30.00 just to use yourprint screen key in OS2. You dont have to buy Quemm for os2.You dont have to buy Java support. You dont have to spend $700.00 to have an add on of Voice Type Dictation, it is part of the OS.So the $5 or $10 extra dollars you may spend for an OS2 app dont quiteadd up to the forced M$ upgrades that cost thousands. I still use apps from 2.1 that are native 32 bit and I can still use them on IBM next generation of OS2 when the new kernal is written.
| |
|
corduroy shorts, padded shorts, bdu shorts, cut off shorts, nike running shorts, cheerleading shorts, animated shorts, guys in shorts, jeans shorts, silk boxer shorts, skirts and shorts, sports and shorts, teen shorts, calvin klein boxer shorts, shorts com, shorts for women, uniform shorts, women shorts, college basketball shorts, nike basketball shorts, baggy shorts, long shorts, soffee shorts, t shorts, work shorts, yoga shorts, cutoff shorts, daisy duke shorts, grey shorts, op shorts, shorts stories, mini shorts, sexy short shorts, sexy soffe shorts, thai shorts, tight short shorts, tri shorts, triathlon shorts, butt shorts, coaches shorts, fight shorts, replica shorts, shorts for sale, authentic shorts, disney shorts, latex shorts, silk shorts, skimpy shorts, animation shorts, em shorts, footy shorts, north carolina shorts, shorts belfast, up shorts, pixar shorts, tiny shorts, duke shorts, impact shorts, matrix shorts, sa shorts, shorts sale, sofee shorts |