LACROSSE SHORTS : If you are interested in owning some college gear or official lifeguard trunks read on:I have the following LACROSSE and LIFEGUARD Shorts for saleAll these shorts were worn by college players / California lifeguardsand I pay shipping in North America E-mail me what you want:thanks,LACROSSE SHORTS - USED------------------------1. Brine Lacrosse Practice shorts $20. Size Medium Green Nylon Mesh short. Used by Loyola jock for practice. 'Brine' brand short, w/ BRINE in white lettering on left leg. 100% nylon mesh, inner drawstring. Athlete's name "FASS" lettered on inner label. 2. Brine Lacrosse Practice shorts $20. Size Medium Red Nylon Mesh Used by University of Penn jock for practice. 'Brine' name brand in Blue /white lettering on left leg, (inner drawstringmissing). Athlete's name "Green" lettered on inner label. Used for practice. H.S. Basketball Shorts------------------------3. H.S. Basketball shorts and from Mission Viejo CA H.S. Size LargeRed - nylon mesh - w/ gold . white letter M on leg - real hot!!! $20LIFEGUARD TRUNKS:--------------------I have the following USED OFFICIAL LIFEGUARD TRUNKS for saleAll these trunks were used by Lifeguards in CA
LACROSSE SHORTS : __ ___ _________ ___ ___ / \ / /\/ ___ \ \/ /\ / /\ / \/ / / /\_/ / / / /___ / / / / /\ / / / // / / /_// /\_/ / / / / _\ / / /_// / / / / /__/ //__/ /\_______/ /\______/\_____/ / \__\/ \__\/ \______\/ \_____\/\____\/ NETWORK -- ONLINE -- WRESTLING Roleplay Packet + 06/04/98................................ ........................................ ....[01] Ryan "the Underdog" Donahue[02] Jarod "Wildchild" Williams[03] "The Perfect Specimen" Brock Carden[04] "Rock Hot" Mickey Mowky[05] "Ice Storm" Chris Winters[06] "Jetset" Julian Smythe[07] "Bulldog" Nick Demola[08] Mr. Excellent[09] Joseph Morningstar[10] Brian Hawkins[11] "Hot Stuff" Alex Martinez................................ ........................................ ....[Hillsborough, New Jersey. 8:55 PM. Ryan is sitting in his room. Heis typing something on his computer. The dimly lit room makes Ryanappear larger. He is wearing a tan and white striped T-shirt and redBrine lacrosse shorts. On the desk to the left of him is a plate with ahalf-eaten apple strudel, a Princeton lacrosse hat, a copy of the firstNOW show on a VHS tape, some empty glasses and a bottle of glass plus. On the desk on his right of him is a LXI series AM/FM Sterio Recieverand a UMAX color scanner. Shooting up the wall is a length of speakerwire cut for the purpose of an FM antenna. He switches the knob on thetuner to 'AUX' enabling computer output on the two Radio Shack steriospeakers on either side of the 21" monitor. He rubs some gook out ofhis eye and speaks.]
LACROSSE SHORTS : Ryan: Overlooked again. Instead of getting that prime spot on SaturdayHeat Zone, I get a stupid match up with some no-name punk. Dosen't evenget shown on TV. DAMN the NOW. Sure, they gave me an oppurtunity towrestle, but I at least thought I'd get my first match on _TV._ I'vebeen treated better by the MLWO[He snickers at that statement. He opens a new window, covering over awindow titled "#E-wres." The rest is hidden by the new window, whichcontains a list of MP3's. He selects Fantastic.MP3 and his theme musicstarts on the huge speakers alongside the monitor. He ajusts the volumeso it's barely audible.]Ryan: This is the reason I am so bitter. I get NO respect. Peoplewonder why I do the things I do in the ring. Why I cheat. Why I pullhair, hit below the belt, use the ropes for leverage and why I dispisethe fans. The fans never gave me respect. When I worked for NOW solong ago, they booed me. They mocked my work. People still do. Idon't care though, not anymore. The fans never treat me with respect,so I never treat them with respect. Back when I first stepped into awrestling venue, people treated the wrestlers, the fed heads and eventhe _vendors_ with respect. They even had some respect for those thatdidn't deserve it. THOSE were the days. Now everyone is in it forthemselves and the motto is 'If you don't like it, leave.' If I wasn'tso intent in proving all the bastards out there I am worth somethingafter all.
LACROSSE SHORTS : [Fade to black as he turns on a TV, just out of sight of the Camera.]................................ ........................................ ....[Camera fades in on the NOW interview set. Although the usual ornaments are inplace and decorations looking fantastic, something is missing. The missingfactor is a wrestler. The camera holds on the empty room for a few secondsbefore...][...A interesting-looking figure, with a shock of fire-red, tangled and unkempthair flies onto the screen suddenly from a spot off-camera.]Yeah! This is the NOW comin' backatcha, and I'm the newest thing in town! I'm the WILD CHILD! Ya got it? Double-ewe, eye, ell, dee.. Child! And I'm aready to set things on FIYAH![Starts moshing, his head and flying up and down very rapidly, as he airguitars a rendition of Jimi Hendrix's 'Fire'. He stops and gets a moroselook on his face.]But seriously. I'm here for a reason. Yes... [face becomes manic again] I'mhere to right wrongs, fight injustice, and live the AMERICAN WAY!! No wait[gets a puzzled look], wasn't that Superman's job? Hey [throws his hands in theair], like I care! I'm here to have a good time... at some other guy's expense!
LACROSSE SHORTS : [Looks left and right paranoically with an exaggerated facial expression.]Gotta be on the lookout. Ya never know when some of ya fellow wrestlin'superstars might get jealous and get the jump on ya... Y'know, do a Tonya...Scary stuff, this wrasslin' biz.But I like it. You know why? Hell, of course ya don't, you ain't a mind-reader![Gets another quizical look on his face] Or are you? Hmm... [Whistles the themefrom 'The Twilight Zone] Anyways, I like it 'cos you get to fly around andknock the ever-living crap outta some guy that you really, really hate...Actually, it doesn't actually matter if you hate him or not... I do it toanyone.I'm gonna be debuting pretty soon, so I'm gonna need all the help I can get.I'm starting the WILD-CHILDREN... [Adopts a deep voice, reminiscent of thosegame show prizecallers] Yeah, you too can join the WILD-CHILDREN by sendin' ina stamped, self-addressed envelope with no money at all to your own address!Then, come to one of the NOW shows, and just go mental! Yeah, plain stone-cold,whoops, pardon my French, crazy! You're now a WILDCHILD, like me.
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