JOCKEY SHORTS : Since we say "Kleenex" when we really mean tissue, I think it's okay to say"Jockey Shorts" when we mean all of the above CWB's. To me, any pair ofunderwear that does not have legs attached (i.e., not boxers or boxer briefs)and have a fly of some sort are considered Jockey shorts. If we are talking about the originals, then I say "Jockeys". That's my two bits.Actually, Jockey Inc. owns the trademark to "Jockey" when used to refer tobriefs. They go to great lengths in some trade magazines to point thatout. If you use the word "jockey" in a commercial publication, you hadbetter be talking about their briefs. Nevertheless, popular conventionarefers to all briefs as "jockeys".Hi.I have received some comments about refering to my page as a jockey shortspage. It is my opinion that jockey shorts has become a generic termconnotating classic white cotton fly front briefs. I deliberately saidjockey shorts, not Jockey shorts to denote that they were not necessarilyJockey Brand. By the way I should point out that Jockey calls theirproduct briefs not shorts. However, to avoid confusion I will refrainfrom using the term jockey shorts as it does sem to cause confusion. Ihave also heard people use BVD's to refer to "briefs" of any brand.
JOCKEY SHORTS : Didn't write it, not responsible for it.If your parents raised you in a closet don't read this.Unsure of where to spend my Saturday night, I decided to visit theshoppingmail in a nearby town. I dressed stylishly, donning a pair of blacktrousers,a white shirt, red tie, and stepped into a pair of penny loafers. Underneath,I wore a white athletic shirt, white Fruit of the Loom briefs, and blacksocks.I had splashed on some Brut after-shave and trimmed my fingernails short.Thiswas, incidentally, my first time in public dressed as a guy. At the time,Iwas an eighteen-year-old female, a senior in high school. I'd beencross-dressing in secret, borrowing my younger brother's clothes wheneverIcould. My parents were gone for the weekend and my brother was away, sothiswas the perfect opportunity to go out dressed as "Steve" (my alter ego).As I drove to the mall, seeing my handsome face in the mirror and feelingthemasculine clothes against my body was making my jockey shorts wet. Withmyshort unisex hairstyle I looked very much like a boy. My brother was onthesmall side so we were about the same size, therefore his clothes fit meprettywell. I looked and felt quite handsome.
JOCKEY SHORTS : I picked a mall in another city so there wouldn't be much possibility ofanyone recognizing me. As I walked through the mall, no one seemed tonoticethat I wasn't really a boy. Some girls even flirted with me, which excitedmegreatly. I even began to feel like a boy!While there, I purchased some after-shave and cologne in a fragrance Iliked.I then went to a sporting goods store and picked out a few jockstraps formyself. Later, I went another department store to pick out some shirtsandties.While I was looking at some ties, someone whispered, "Stephanie?"I turned around, and standing there was Jim, a boy from my school.He said, "I can't believe that's really you dressed as a boy. You lookgreat."He told me not to worry - he wouldn't tell anyone about me. Then he saiditturned him on to see me dressed that way.We both picked out matching striped Y-front jockey shorts, and then hefollowed me back to my house. There, we stripped, put on our jockeyshorts,and made love for hours. He told me she had dreamed of making it with meeversince he saw dressed in my running silks on the girl's track team. I toldhimthat I, too, wanted to screw while dressed in a pair of sexy jockeyshorts.The cotton of the briefs felt so good on my clit, as we rubbed ourcrotchestogether. Our kisses were incredible.
JOCKEY SHORTS : I have no idea how idiosyncratic 'jockey shorts' is. Guys? I know you'reout there; what do you call 'em?I'm incapable of perceiving slippers as sexier than socks, but okay.What seems to be happening around here is that as malls get olderand shabbier, instead of being refurbished they're abandoned and shiny new malls are built five miles away. This has resulted in abunch of half-empty, sad, run-down malls/shopping centers/strips clutteringup the landscape. The upside to this is that they provide space forbusinesses that aren't as profitable as Gap stores, such as 'ethnic'markets, but the downside is that there's never less concrete around,only more. Feh.That would be neat too. I'd want to do a lot of research into howto do it right; most low-income housing seems determinedly ugly andjust designed to be hated and abused by the occupants. I might betempted to build lots of attractive but little houses.That would be great. Actually, if one could make the food cheaplyenough I'd be inclined to give a free hot meal to any adult who wantedit, too. If it were something good and nourishing but pedestrianenough that adults with means wouldn't be tempted, it would probablybe a boon to some people.
JOCKEY SHORTS : "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your jockey shorts!" I've been trying to figure out for years if that really *is* based on anancient Arabic curse (minus the jockey shorts, I suppose, and pluswhatever Arabs in ancient times wore instead of jockey shorts), or ifsomebody just made this up because it really is a lively image. Actually it was "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest yourarm pits" it was something Klinger said to the Colonel in and episode ofMASH. :)I like the Chinese curse: May you get everything you wish for.Actually, the way I heard it was "May the fleas of a thousand camelsinfest your pubic hair", I believe it was before Mash was even on theair..Another of my favorites, a Jewish curse "may you grow like an onion,with your head in the ground" Sue If you are a dyslexic agnostic insomniac, do you lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?also, as with orally transmitted text, there are going to be multiplevariants and versions of the same saying.
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