CHAMPION SHORTS : [Magus looks upon the gym, and then he jumps onto the apron of the ring.He goes under the second rope, into the ring and starts to run aroundfor a few moments. He bounces off the ropes several times, making thedust on them come up into the cool Autumn air. There is a sky light thatis also covered with dust, but not so much that light if completleydrawn out of the gym. Magus then comes over towards the corner of thering and looks out into the gym. He isn't look at the camera yet, buthis head quickly snaps around and looks into the wide angled lense ofthe camera.]Magus: HELLO! I am here, to do a little training down in the trenches ifyou will. I am not going to a little "down and dirty" training if youwill to prepare for my 4 way match which is sure to be one hell of aWAR! I mean, I've got three tough competitors but in the end ...[smirks] there will be _no_ one left to fight! I am going to talk abouta different member of that match every day. First up for today is ....
CHAMPION SHORTS : [Magus goes to the outside of the ring and pulls out a dusty old ringbell. He blows off the massive amounts of dust that were almostcurroding the bell. He takes a small gavel that he sees beside the belland his the bell with it. The bell clashes twice and Magus goes backinto the ring.]Matt .... PLU-EEZ!! You come to the EWA ... I'll be HAPPY to take youout! :)Again, poor word usage. "Starts to run?" Or is it just "and runs?""... but not so much that light if completely drawn out of the gym?" Don't know what this says or means and we really should know how to spell "completely" correctly.Well ... Magus looks at the gym isn't how I wanted to have it! Everheard of a word being substitued by another word with a similar meaning?Good! Well ... he had to start somewhere didn't he? If you read the entire thing you would realize that there was airgetting in the gym from the open windows! Read it okay!What was the point of that last post? Stop picking fights... if youwant to argue a point, fine. But that was without a doubt bad naturedcritism. CHAMPION SHORTS : I've been reading this newsgroup for awhile and I've noticed no one'sever mentioned this topic before: "What shorts/pants do you wear forwalking?". I'm having trouble finding good shorts for walking in thatdon't give out easily(in other words I can do 5-7mile walks in it 5 daysa week and still be able to wear them 3 months down the road). All thelocal sports stores either don't carry them(walking shorts) or carry oneor two pairs of really flimsy cotton shorts that don't look like theycan take the stress of high use. Anyone on here found any sort of brandor type of shorts that seem to hold out for us long walkers? Its gettingreally irritating replacing shorts every 3 to 4 weeks. Thanks alot forany help :)- Colin-- Please Remove the "*" from Gray*Woof to reply. ThanksI like Patagonia shorts- baggies, or river shorts. They are made forrough use and hold up well for me. I buy them at the local Blue RidgeMountain Sports (store for hikers, kayakers and climbers) or WildRiver Outfitters. I think they are a nylon fabric- prettyindestructible.Mary CHAMPION SHORTS : [SETTING: Morning, the sun is just rising as we open up to a shot of ahouse in the hills, with a shot of the wooden deck in the back. Theslidingglass that leads to the pourch opens and out walk Johnny "Cool" Coles,dressed in red silk pajamas with the morning paper tucked under his arm. Hewalks out onto the deck at seats himself at the table. He yawns, coverhismouth, stretching then swinging his chair towards the camera.]Johnny "Cool" Coles: "Man, [yawns] what time is it?"[Lisa Lovelace walks out, with a tray of food. She lays the tray on thetable, taking his breakfast off of it and laying it on the table.]Johnny "Cool" Coles: "Another day, and another 24 hours off the clock'tillwe hit Sunday and figure just who is the best of the best around here. NowI'm going into this pay-per-view with a little motiviation, thanks to JimMongol. You see Fat Ass you pissed me off, now don't go break out theho-ho's, it wasn't anything you said. I mean I tried to get through yourinterview, I sat down and popped the tape in and after about a half anhourof hearing you ramble on about how under rated you are I went into a coma.That caused me to miss the NBA draft, so now I'm a little pissed." CHAMPION SHORTS : [Coles yawns, taking his coffee of the table and taking a sip, he open upthe newspaper laying it down in front of him.]Johnny "Cool" Coles: "Besides, what makes you so under rated any fuckingway? What the hell have you done that was so good, so damned grand thatmade you under rated? Who have you beaten, because if want to comepare'greatest hit lists' I'd be happy to cause I garuntee mine outweightsyoursand I know that's gotta be a first. What have you won, anything...ever?You ever win a belt, you ever even beat a top competitor in this league, Ialready know that answer. I'll enlighten you, the answer is no. That'sthereason they say you are 'another fat guy with no talent', because youhaven't accomplished one thing, that ever meant anything to anyone, ever.Not because you are actually good. Maybe if you losed some of thatfreakin'baggage, just maybe you could make a case for being under rated. That'swhyno one cares about you, and that's why you'll never accomplish anythingbecause you are a glutton who can't control his urges. So until you dosomething, prove anything...stop bitching you fat motherfucker."
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