CARGO SHORTS : Now Im all alone, my favourite shorts are gone and I know Im going tohave to try on the cargo shorts.I fished them out of the back of the closet and held them up forinspection. They looked so big and baggy and I just couldnt imaginewhat they would look like on. I couldnt go ahead with this so quicklyso I decided to go to bed and Id wake up to a new day and a new pairof shorts.The next day when I woke up the shorts were exactly where I left them,still looking all baggy and puffy and daring me to try them on.I sipped them on and did up all the fastening buttons and the buttonfly. So far so good, the waist felt snug and secure. I looked downand was surprised when I could barley see my knees. I turned toinspect my shorts in the mirror and it was as if someone had played acruel hoax on me and switched my mirror with one from a fun house. Ilooked shorter and squatter than I usually do and the short justemphasised my portly figure and stumpy legs. I ripped my shorts offand began to sob. I sobbed for over an hour and I just didnt knowwhat to do. Eventually I cried myself to sleep. The next morning Idecided I needed some help so I called my Aunt Florence, she always
CARGO SHORTS : I can't believe you made that long of a post about a pair of SHORTS!- k i t z - "L'art est inutile. Rentrez chez vous." -VautierBreaking in your first pair of Cargo Shorts is one of the most importantsteps in a man's life!People just don't understand that shorts make the man. They have to look acertain way, and highlight the areas the need highlighting.You want to be sure that, when seated, the genital area does not 'tent',thus giving your male pizza and beer buddy the wrong impression; yet whenstanding, it is equally important that DIY castration is not likely.The added value of additional pockets can be elusive at first... but whenyou need to carry numerous items, especially when time is a factor, theybecome invaluable.In my case, I require a larger size cargo short... not only because of mymassive dick, but because of the large stomach they need to surround...Thus the pockets are bigger.I prefer the draw cord myself... which can be tied at a spot which issuitable for ample comfort and stability around the waist area.
CARGO SHORTS : So when I am nicking DVDs from my local VideoEzy, I can shove at least fourof them into my pockets, and run for my dear life, without fear of losing myplunder!So there you have it. If you are really good, I will tell you about thefirst time I tried on a thong (and I don't mean shoes!).(P.S. If this bullshit story doesn't stop posts like this, then nothingwill!)On Sun, 11 Nov 2001 01:05:06 +0800, "Harvey Lime, M.O.I." wrote:I beg to differ. I can relate to his experience - I don't feelcomfortable in new types of clothing and it takes me a long time toget used to anything new. To grow to feel that new clothes don't makeme look like a freak takes a long time, and it was much much worsewhen I was a teenager. So trying on some cargo shorts for the firsttime was a very significant event, and I'd say it would have been forother people too.Having said that, SonofaGunderson may be making fun of someone,looking at the list of newsgroups he posted to:Newsgroups: alt.support.shyness,aus.dvd,aus.legal,au s.motorcycles
CARGO SHORTS : For as long as I can remember Ive always worn shorts with an elasticwaistband with two pockets at the side and one in the back. I usuallyhave a brown pair but Ive also owned a green and a red pair. A year ago for Christmas my Aunt Florence gave me a pair of khakicargo shorts, the type that go down right to your knees with eightpockets and buttons everywhere. I smiled and thanked her politely andpromptly put them in the back of the closet when I got home.Last week I was walking home from the shops carrying my groceries whenwithout warning, the elastic in my shorts snapped. I was walking pastan all girls school at the time and all the young female students wereleaving the premises and getting in their parents Mercs and BMW's. Andthere I was struggling with my shopping and desperately trying to holdup my shorts. The fact that I had about $20 in change in my pocketsdidn't help matters as the weight was almost yanking my shorts to myankles while the young female student of this affluent school werelaughing and pointing at me. This was one of the most embarrassingmoments of my life, and believe me there have been many.Finally I got home and put my shopping down and inspected mymalfunctioning shorts. The elastic had just clean snapped. Usually Ican predict to a reasonable degree of accuracy when the elastic isabout to go and purchase a replacement pair but this one caught me bysurprise.
CARGO SHORTS : Now I’m all alone, my favourite shorts are gone and I knowI’m going to have to try on the cargo shorts.I fished them out of the back of the closet and held them up forinspection. They looked so big and baggy and I just couldn’timagine what they would look like on. I couldn’t go ahead withthis so quickly so I decided to go to bed and I’d wake up to anew day and a new pair of shorts.The next day when I woke up the shorts were exactly where I left them,still looking all baggy and puffy and daring me to try them on.I sipped them on and did up all the fastening buttons and the buttonfly. So far so good, the waist felt snug and secure. I looked downand was surprised when I could barley see my knees. I turned toinspect my shorts in the mirror and it was as if someone had played acruel hoax on me and switched my mirror with one from a fun house. Ilooked shorter and squatter than I usually do and the short justemphasised my portly figure and stumpy legs. I ripped my shorts offand began to sob. I sobbed for over an hour and I just didn’tknow what to do. Eventually I cried myself to sleep. The nextmorning I decided I needed some help so I called my Aunt Florence, shealways knows what to do. I explained my predicament and she said shewould be there within 40 minutes. 38 minutes later I heard her car
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