BOXING SHORTS : The advertisement is based around the beguilingly simple idea that having ago at the French (and indeed all foreigners) will appeal to Britishaudiences. Which, of course, it does. It also taps into the primarily malebelief that, given a favourable break, the whole world can be quite easilyvanquished in short order. As Ray Gardner might put it, "That's right sonand that's why we're not under the jackboot today. We stood alone in 1939."Within one and a half minutes a cult figure was born, with an instant hitcatchphrase which other advertisements try to force (see, "They're FloatyLight" and also "They're Calciyummy"). There is, however, no obviouscontrivance with the now immortal, "You're one dissenting voice in abillion Johnny French, you're that!" After one viewing Blackcurrant Tangohad achieved the effect that other soft drink manufacturers spend billionstrying to deliver.On your behalf we have procured, and now publish, the shooting script forthe Ray Gardner Tango advertisement. Perhaps Tango should lose the"Blackcurrant" and just go with that... Ray Gardner Tango.
BOXING SHORTS : We open on Ray Gardner in his office. Ray is holding a letter.Ray Gardner: Hi, I'm Ray Gardner, spokesperson for Tango. This letter is from Sebastien Loyes, a French exchange student. Sebastien says, "I tried new Blackcurrant Tango and didn't enjoy it as much as Tango's other flavours."/Ray walks out of his office and his secretary follows. Ray takes off hisjacket and his secretary picks it up./RG: Well, Sebastien, all I can say is sorry. We've done all we can./Ray is walking through the office, collecting people behind him as hewalks./RG: We try to provide satisfaction for all Tango drinkers, even if you're only visiting our great nation.RG: It's not easy. My friend Geoff here has been working on BCT for three years./As the entourage are walking they are picking up more and more staff asthey go. Ray takes a swig from a can of Blackcurrant Tango./RG: You're an exchange student, aren't you Sebastien? All hair gel and fancy loafers.
BOXING SHORTS : /Ray removes his shirt and tie as he walks revealing his bare chest, Thegroup emerge into a windy exterior. Triumphal music begins to play faintly.Around 30 staff are in Ray Gardner's entourage and many others are joiningthe ranks. Ray takes a swig of BCT which seems to ignite some latent beastwithin him./RG: What are you credentials Sebastien? What drives you? When did you last get up at four in the morning for something you believed in... passionately?/Ray's trousers are dropped off revealing puple Londale boxing shorts andboots./RG: We don't need you, you hear. You're one dissenting voice in a billion Johnny French, you're that!/Ray shows a small gap between his thumb and index finger. Ray takesanother drink of Blackcurrant Tango./RG: Yes, Blackcurrant Tango is a charge to the taste buds. Yes, it's feisty. Yes, it's got guts... But so have we, Sebastien. Look at us!/A huge silent crowd is in place. Ray gestures towards them and then leadsthe group down a hill, about 100 strong. The film is epic and panoramic.Someone puts a shiny purple cloak and boxing gloves on Ray Gardner... Thecamera reveals we are at the White Cliffs of Dover and there is a boxingring perched on the edge. The ring has a large blackcurrant design on it.The triumphant music is getting louder and louder. Ray climbs into thering./
BOXING SHORTS : Whoa there, lil' feller! You're gittin' yer blood pressure up aginenuff ta git a nosebleed. Now we know what it'd be like meeting a drunken Tyson in a gay bar.. "If at first you don't succed, start repeating yourself." (FastTrail,1999.)by the way...i don' t moderate the ng. what i do is step up to the plate to publicly torture weasels like you whodon' t have the common decency to place that gun to their own heads (or atleast lay low). see "controlling those pesky ng sociopaths" for detailedinstructions AND that "fastflail, fastgas" thread that you started a couple ofweeks ago where you started shit with me and i shut you up in two exchanges. youre not the genius you think you are frank. youre just pathetic andpersistent. no frank it' s "sherriff fastflail" to you. fuck with women, children and theinfirm as you do and i' m in your shit. stay down frank...stay down.ps. if you don' t like the sherriff metaphor frank, think of me as geokennedy and you as paul newman. i know it' s backwards but try. anyway, famous scene where geo is beating the snot out of newman in theprison yard and newman won' t stay down. he gets up - BAM and he' s on hisass again. kinda like you and me frank. and tyson - scared of me too. justanother broken down piece of worthless shit like you frank.time to start eatin' those eggs lucile...er ...frank.
BOXING SHORTS : This is my first "official" erotic story that I wrote and I believeit's rather good and I hope that those of you who read it enjoy it. Iapologize for the informal way I'm posting but eagerness can't wait.---Copyright (C) 2001 Janus Shelley. All rights reserved. You mayredistribute this story freely provided that there is no chargerequired to view this story and that this copyright notice remainsintact and that the story is not modified in anyway. Any other actionswithout the express written permission from the author is strictlyprohibited.---Niki and I were the last two house guests remaining on the final dayof ?Big Brother 3.? A kickboxing match refereed by Sarah MichelleGellar would decide the winner of the half million dollars. Afterbeing contained inside the Big Brother house for nine dreadful weeks,I was eagerly awaiting the moment that the grand prize would be in myhands. We both wore typical boxing attire. I wore black boxing shorts withmy favorite silk boxers underneath and Niki wore black boxing shortsand a black sports bra. I had my braids in a pony tail and she had herchestnut hair in pig tails. As for the referee, Sara wore the typicalblack pants and striped shirt withseveral buttons unbuttoned allowingthe world to bask in the beauty of her cleavage free from theconstraints of a bra. Arousal made its appearance in my shorts as Istared at Niki's nipples protruding from her sports bra and her roundass accented by the boxing shorts. Sarah's breasts jiggling as shewalked around the studio in which the match would take place made itharder for me to tame the beast.
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